So I had this dream. In the dream, apparently I said I need or want a therapist.
So next thing i know, all these crazies are coming into my house with all their shit (brett and i had a huge place in my dream, it was pretty sweet) and i'm kind of like what the hell are you all doing here? and then the therapist comes in and says oh, well you signed up for the program late so we had no choice but to come and live here with you because there is no other space to do it. And i wa slike okay.. what program i just said i wanted to see a therapist.. so we are with these crazies and i was like to the therapist, okay dude, this isn't what I signed up for, you need to leave now, you and all the crazies you brought with you. And he is like well actually, you need to leave. and im like what are you talking about we signed ayear lease it doesn't even end until july you cant do that.. and he was like well, because of the concern for public health issues, we are allowed to take any place that is for rent and make it our own no matter if it is rented or not if we can't find any other space. and I was like you have got to be fucking kidding me. He said if its up for rent, its up for grabs.
So brett and i are like this is fucking bullshit. So i told the therapist we would leave but hes not getting any of our shit and he can sit on the floor in a bare ass empty apartment.
When i told him that he wasnt getting of our shit, he was sitting on the furniture with the crazies attempting to read a book and hes all do you not understand how rude it is to interrupt people who are trying to read? and i was liek Do you know udnerstand how rude it is to come into someones house and kick them out saying it is now a public housing site? and he is like oh absolutely, its not rude at all. every person should want to help the mentally unhealthy. it was ridiculous. So i told him it was also rude that he thinks he can come in and take all of our shit along with our place, we dont pay off our stuff monthly or pay rent on it, WE OWN IT. so he can kiss my ass if he thinks hes going to take our belongings.
SO brett and I start packing and brett calls his mom to bring over a uhal and he gets the uhaul packed and his car packed and leaves. So i am left alone with the therapist and the crazies, still finishing up my packing and trying to stay as far away from them as i can. Then the therapist comes over to me and says
"See, we are all alone in the end"
Then I woke up.
it was fucking creepy man.
So next thing i know, all these crazies are coming into my house with all their shit (brett and i had a huge place in my dream, it was pretty sweet) and i'm kind of like what the hell are you all doing here? and then the therapist comes in and says oh, well you signed up for the program late so we had no choice but to come and live here with you because there is no other space to do it. And i wa slike okay.. what program i just said i wanted to see a therapist.. so we are with these crazies and i was like to the therapist, okay dude, this isn't what I signed up for, you need to leave now, you and all the crazies you brought with you. And he is like well actually, you need to leave. and im like what are you talking about we signed ayear lease it doesn't even end until july you cant do that.. and he was like well, because of the concern for public health issues, we are allowed to take any place that is for rent and make it our own no matter if it is rented or not if we can't find any other space. and I was like you have got to be fucking kidding me. He said if its up for rent, its up for grabs.
So brett and i are like this is fucking bullshit. So i told the therapist we would leave but hes not getting any of our shit and he can sit on the floor in a bare ass empty apartment.
When i told him that he wasnt getting of our shit, he was sitting on the furniture with the crazies attempting to read a book and hes all do you not understand how rude it is to interrupt people who are trying to read? and i was liek Do you know udnerstand how rude it is to come into someones house and kick them out saying it is now a public housing site? and he is like oh absolutely, its not rude at all. every person should want to help the mentally unhealthy. it was ridiculous. So i told him it was also rude that he thinks he can come in and take all of our shit along with our place, we dont pay off our stuff monthly or pay rent on it, WE OWN IT. so he can kiss my ass if he thinks hes going to take our belongings.
SO brett and I start packing and brett calls his mom to bring over a uhal and he gets the uhaul packed and his car packed and leaves. So i am left alone with the therapist and the crazies, still finishing up my packing and trying to stay as far away from them as i can. Then the therapist comes over to me and says
"See, we are all alone in the end"
Then I woke up.
it was fucking creepy man.
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